Buffet Regret: The Thousand-Yard Stare of Food Coma

We've all been there. You walk into a buffet with an empty stomach and big dreams. There are so many delicious foods to try, and you can't resist. You fill your plate again and again, tasting a little bit of everything. It's like a feast for a king. But then, it happens.

The Aftermath

You sit back in your chair, feeling super full. Your eyes glaze over, and you stare into space, thinking about your choices. This is the famous thousand-yard stare of buffet regret.

What's Going On

At this moment, you're not just full—you’re wondering why you ate so much. Why did you get that third dessert? Did you really need more mac and cheese? The thousand-yard stare shows how you’re feeling inside and the promise you make to yourself to never eat that much again. But let's be honest—you probably will.

Next time you’re at a buffet, remember this meme and think twice before piling up your plate. Your future self will be grateful. Or at least you’ll have a good laugh when you remember this moment.